I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
