I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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