I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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