whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
is wine microwaveable?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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