adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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