I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
