My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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