That's when you crack a 10am beer
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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