She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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