we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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