i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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