she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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