Small penises have feelings too.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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