Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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