We won't sleep together?
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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