I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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