doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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