saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
