Pappa wants mamma naked
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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