okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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