Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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