This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
So squirting runs in the family.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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