Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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