i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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