You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just googled if crying burns calories
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I could fuck to npr.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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