so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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