Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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