Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
we should paint friendship bongs
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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