at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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