I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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