your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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