Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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