talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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