What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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