I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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