is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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