so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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