David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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