yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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