let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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