I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
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You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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