I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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