You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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