dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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