scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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