i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
