he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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