I skipped work to stalk him.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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