The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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