I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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