This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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