Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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