i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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