I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
