I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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