also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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