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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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