:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Found your dick twin last night
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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