these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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